Friday, December 09, 2005

Weather


People say, “Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it.”
Well that’s about to change. I have been working on that very thing all my life and some of my past life. The answer is Methane Hydrate. This surprising compound is a combine of water and swamp gas under low temperature and high pressures. It looks remarkably like ice, but burns if it meets a lit match. Now at long last is the answer to that pesky business of weather. The only problem is it changes the weather into a mighty fireball of raining death.

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