Pets

Many people say, “You can learn a lot about life from your pets.” They even start blogs with pictures and delightful little stories about their pets. I wanted to do the same thing.

Life is like my pet cat. Life smacks you in the face at 5 in the morning every morning with demands that must be met. Life revolves around an endless cycle of eating and begging. And what’s your reword for all this, kitty litter.

Also avoid water at all cost, and take tongue baths.