Sunday, September 30, 2012

As Daughter ZZ would say,” If life gives you lemons find someone with a paper cut”

It's not that our family is an uncompassionate lot. It's just that we think of sarcasm as more than an art form, but a way of life.

 

A slow day at the Castle

Hail and welcome to Castle some impressive name. I am Chuck and I will be your guide today. If you would please watch your step especially ye maidens...

I always feel sorry for tour guides for their spiels must run in their head like endless loops.

The little Duke’s room is to the left; the little Duchess's room is to the right; if you have to Earl please use the toilet.

 

Do not tread lightly into the darkness of this man's soul.


 
Daughters ZZ is hopelessly addicted to the game assassin Creed.

My son started playing the game as my daughter watched with eyes dilated in a statement of oooowwww.

My son played for a long time. But that didn't seem to bother my daughter’s gimme gimme gimme feeling. Daughters ZZ isn't the best gamer in the world, but that didn't stop her from playing endlessly.

I Mr. ZZ am a compassionate lot and have foregone posting to my beloved blog for quite a bit of the summer for we only have one computer hooked to the net.

Now my daughter is on to assassin Creed two. This one takes place in Italy but nobody talks like Mario. Mama Mia Lessah kill somebody!