CD Case Insert / Jewel Case Inserts

Use in MSPaint to make your CD case label then copy and past in Word.
Be for you paste in Word goto page seatup, and set your Margins as big as you can.
If you don't it will print too small for CD case.
The two images are .Bmp so they won't be fuzzy.

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Political Candidates

Have you ever noticed that all the political candidates dress real nice, are good looking, and never have speech impediments? So daughter ZZ and I thought that it was time for another type of candidate to run, one that sounded like Home Star Runner. So go to homestarrunner.com to see what he sounds like and then read on…we will wait.

I am running for office so ask me your questions, people of the media.

What party will you be running with?

At first I was thinking about being a democrat, but their symbol is a donkey. What’s up with that did somebody else pick that for them? Can’t they pick their own animal like the majestic wombat or something? I guess it’s better then a little burro, but neither is known to be very house broken. Maybe if they shaved it, it would look more like a horse.

So then I thought about being a republican, but then they got that elephant problem. They’re not really known for their speed or sporty ness. I guess I could try to make some modifications to soup them up a little like paint flames on them or something – maybe shorten their front legs so they look more like a dragster. At least their sacred in India; their gods there, but I hear ants are even gods there – it’s a good thing I’m not running in India why just last week I killed a whole colony of gods with a can of Raid. So I decided to start my own political party and no it’s symbol will definitely not be the earthworm, but how cool would that be. But as you might of guessed it will be the mighty wombat – unless somebody else does pick your symbol – with my luck it would be some single celled organism. Like an ameba, maybe drawn with fangs…oh, and really cute fairy princess wand. With a tiara…but I digress.

Ah, ok, what is your platform?

I plan to ban that kind of car over there.

Why, is it unsafe, or hurt the environment?

I don’t know, but just look at it – it’s got ban me written all over it.

Do you have any political experience?

Does voting for who gets the last Twinkie count?

As challenging as that may sound in my years of covering political campaigns I’m afraid not.

Well, ok, but see if you ever get the last Twinkie if you come to my house.

What qualification do you feel make you suitable for the high office that you are running?

I had this serial box that had these squiggly lines that I had to follow to the pink house –or nation’s capital.

Don’t you mean white?

No I had a crayon.

One last question.

Yes?

What is your campaign slogan? (This ought to’ be good)

Oh that’s easy. Melts in your mouth not in your hands. So in closing I’d like to say on to victory …and Heady Lamar and a ham sandwich.

Do Monkeys Tell Jokes?

I have been writing monkey jokes, (mostly about how they throw poo) and started to wonder, ‘Do monkeys tell jokes about us?” So Daughter ZZ and I decided to write about a monkey telling another monkey a joke at the zoo.

This opposable thumb comes up to me waving his arms and showing me a banana. As he sets it down he says to me – hay, who knows what their saying. Anyway he stops blathering and I start to reach for the banana, and he starts hollering. So I give him the old reach and fling and you know what he does? He shakes his finger at me – I didn’t even have to duck. Humans you got to love them.

Ok my hobbies took more then a month,

but here are some of my pictures. The guys down at Games Workshop were skeptical about my Space Marines, but I told them their new battle armer had alien scum quaking in their boots.

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The Non-excellence Award

This is my blog blemish award for not posting regularly. I modeled it on good old bird poo, but not just any bird poo more like a Moby sparrow.

Hobbies

I've been doing some of my hobbies this month and will post some shots soon.

I Know Now I Play Guitar For Fun

I wanted to buy a new acoustic guitar and went to one of those big guitar store chains. I went threw the crowd of electric screaming guitar solo players and made it to the back where they have a little room for the acoustic guitars and waded threw that crowd as well.

As I was looking around, in came some teenager that played so well that people stopped and watched. During his drum solo of banging on the front and side of the guitar my wife that was with me said, “There’s just too much male testosterone in here for me” and we left.

I didn’t buy anything that day and have suddenly found that I’m happy with what I own.

Nag

I can nag you in five different languages…at once. Rage frage mage dage…oy!

Fun words

Schmutz = Unknown dirt (so you couldn’t have a game show called Name that Schmitz?)[Schmutz is spelled right]

Tirl = To pluck a string

Pignaration = payment for the damage of farm land

Muggle = a man with a tail (and not someone who wants your money and a hug.)

Sale!!!!!

Yes we're trying to build up readers.
And what better way then to have a sale.
Everything on this blog up to one half!
So it’s easy to save.
It’s made easy, dependable, and in your way.
Read more and save more.
Look at less and still save.

To Be In Header

I showed Daughter ZZ my new logo and asked how she liked it. She said it looked satanic. I said something about it only being her opinion. She said, "Why don't you change the name of the Blog to "What's it like at night when the demons visit you."

I will use it for a while out of spite and then change it.

P.S. I did try to change it after a while and found I just can't do it with out a image failure so Im stuck with it.

Potty