Hail and welcome to Castle some impressive name. I am Chuck
and I will be your guide today. If you would please watch your step especially
ye maidens...
I always feel sorry for tour guides for their spiels must
run in their head like endless loops.
The little Duke’s room is to the left; the little Duchess's
room is to the right; if you have to Earl please use the toilet.
No comments:
Post a Comment