Friday, September 25, 2009

The R.G.A.

*Knock, knock, knock!*
Yes?
Hi, we’re from the R.G.A.
What’s that?
The rampaging Gorilla assassins control board. Have you been having any trouble with Gorilla infestations?
Of course not!
Mind if we come in and check, your neighbor had a real bad infestation.
What?!
Yeah, we’re bringing a Gorilla out of there now.
That’s not a Gorilla that’s my neighbor, he just happens to be kind of hairy.
Well, if he’s human why doesn’t he talk and tell us he’s human?
You got duck tape over his mouth!
Sir, I’m sorry, but we’re going to have to take you in to.
Why!
It’s obvious that you’re aiding and abetting this Gorilla!

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