The A.D.T.

*Knock, knock, knock!*
Yes?
Hi, we’re from the A.D.T.
What’s that?
Atheist Drug Test.
What?
Just drink this and we’ll get the test underway.
I’m not drinking that!
Hold his noise George and I’ll pour.
Muff…gathhhh…blubb!!
Ok, let’s check the results.
*Tic…tic…tic…ding!*
Ok, so you’re an atheist.
What, I’m not an atheist!
Oh, yes you are just look at the graph, see… atheist. Don’t lie to us!
Try turning the graph around.
Oh, so you’re a Christian. Sorry about that.