*Knock, knock, knock!*Yes?
Hi son, are your parents home? We’re from the A.D.T.
Are you the Atheist drug test guys?
No, that testing program was canceled. It now stands for the Adult drug test.
Wow, mister can I get tested?
No kid it’s just for adults. Are your parents at home?
Ah come on, test me. I’ll give you a lick of my lollypop…but, I get the first lick.
No, now go find your parents or I'll throw you in the garbage...overhand.
I’ll be your friend?
And I’ll hold the dumpster open.
Ahhhhh, come on mister give me the test.
*Waaaaaa! Thump…slam!*
Wow! Mister that was fun, throw me in again.
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