Fan Art of Bug Martini

Fire up the net and go to the comic Bug Martini.  I love the art and humor.

I made this fan art.

Thank goodness for the term “fan art” for you can use someone else’s intellectual property just as long as you don’t do it a lot or make a dime.  But why stop there my son ZZ junior made a comic and I love his style as well.  So now I have fan art” of someone’s none published cartoon strip as well. 

  But I can rip of my son all I want? 

 

P.S. don’t tell my son. 

Did Someone Say Red?

Ohhh...my head

I got drunk last night and when I woke up I found my blog had a tattoo. 

Genuis

I thought it would become a genius. But I quickly found it cut into my nap time. That's when I decided on philosophy, because it's about thinking rather than thinking.

Zzzz

Coasters

You’re having a party your wife asks you to buy coasters.  You say yes and forget.  Well, print these free coaster designs on your computer and save your buttocks.  Will they work as coasters…of course not!  Just be sure to say something vague about a promotional coaster offer.

P.S. This is a vague promotional coaster offer so you don’t have to lie.

Chargeeeeeee

Lov True Lov

Job Opening

Looks Just Like Him

Counsel

X Guardian Angel

Caution

Ethics

Are you in an Ethics 101 course?  If so here are 4 rules that will help you pass.

1. What your teacher thinks is right, trumps your right.

2.  If you agree with your teacher he will think you’re kissing up, so say, “Wow I never thought of it that way before…”  Now he thinks he has made an impact on you.

3. Never think of anything as an absolute, use situational ethics at all times. Examples: But what if he is doing it for his kids?  But if you’re starving can’t you steal?

4. The teacher will have a favorite Author or person in the field.  Never quote them or refer to them in anyway.  You will always be wrong in your understanding and not in line with your teachers, even if you’re right see rule 1.  

The mustard seed hammer

Every tool has a purpose and every idiot owns one just incase.

The Big Bang

The Artist

Gifts

Papoose Pond Waterford Maine

Wooo…Hooo!!!!!

Had a Party at Church it was…tame with a touch of docile. 

Old Time Art Fix

Use thicker water color paper so mistakes could be scratched away with a hobby knife.

Now you just fix it latter on the computer, if you use paper at all.

The good old days?

Fly Fishing

Vote For Me

  My son and I like to act like politicians trying to get your vote when campaign ads come on the TV.

Usually it consists of saying America (in a positive voice), and that we support Arber day.
We then look sincerely in to each other’s eyes and nod with a self convicted sneer.

  If in the ad he’s wearing a suit we say he should be in a shirt and tie.
If he’s in a shirt and tie, he should be in a suit.
If he does both in his ad we chide him for vacillating.

 I’m Mr. ZZ and I support this rambling.

Toiling in a Winter Wonderland

Mommy Kind Of Loves You

me write gooder

Often I actually want to write a story, but lack oh subject matter, main characters, and certain key things of interest.

Oh yes a timeframe would be lovely or maybe even a setting.

Sometimes I think the reader just wants too much from an author length is one thing 98 pages doesn't seem to satisfy most people.

Bob felt like his whole life was turned upside down, yes he moved to Australia. Connecticut seems like a faraway dream now especially since he woken up. He greeted the day but it did not greet him. We had the same breakfast as he had the day before since he put his finger down his throat. As he studied the morning paper he realized it was the same old story week after week, “I should really buy a new paper”. Bob quickly threw on his close and missed. No one at his job seemed to notice his lack of cloths especially since he was a ghost.  Yes he was late for work and the late Bob, the ghostwriter…bum bum bum.

 

 The end?

 

Well Written Books

There are some eloquent writers who can lavish the pages with words.

A 1000 page book is mere child's play to them.

To these grand authors detail is everything. A wall behind the main character in the opening of their book has shimmering light that dances upon it from the midday sun built by a man who lost his visa and needed money to get home yes even the wall has a back story. Back-story is more important than plot.

With enough back-story you can have a 2000 to 5000 page book with ease.
Some book reviewers wouldn't even think of reviewing a book under 2000 pages.

Oh yes and sad is good!
Bob had a great visit with his Uncle Fred even though he lost his leg and a bit of his sanity.

Conscience

The story of Pinocchio has always bothered me because his conscience is a grasshopper. Example “Pinocchio you really shouldn't do that”, one swift movement of the foot and crunch, “Now where was I, oh yes, burning down my neighbors house".

 

Pinocchio’s conscience should've been a T Rex, “Pinocchio, you really shouldn't do that or I will eat you.”; “Oh okay, thank you for the valuable insight.”

 

**Zippy**

Raven

Cutting edge art sometimes takes a hammer...and belts lots of belts.

Bird Church

Mr. ZZ 2013

Failure

Failure builds character.  It also increases debris on the bottom of the sea.

Dressing up bad art

1. Make bad art

2. Make bad art smaller

3. Add effects to background

4. Shade your bad art

And now you have bad art that you wasted time on.

Hypothesis

G#

Temptation

The Most Interesting Girl In The World

 

I read a comment about this post and decided to keep away from doing humor about ads. Not everyone gets to see the same ads thus making the joke obscure.

Lifes Little Dilemmas

 

 

Castle

 

I found that I made a color drawing for, “A Slow Day At The Castle” and forgot about it. 

I have been holding back on a lot of blog entries because I haven’t colored them. 

I think I will skip coloring them and post more.

But first I must give myself the blogger low posting bird poo award of  un-excellence.

 

Using Scrabble Words in a Sentence

Quay [key]

A landing place, especially one of solid masonry, constructed along the edge of a body of water; wharf.

Xyst [zist]

1. In ancient Greek and Roman architecture, a covered portico, as a promenade.

2. In an ancient Roman villa, a garden walk planted with trees.

Zebu [zee-byoo]

One type of domesticated cattle, in India, having a large hump over the shoulders and a large dewlap.

Oii

An Australian hailing related to ahoy.

Zamia

Tropical plant of subtropical America

 My boat was bedecked with zamias as it pulled up to a quay where I was meet by a zebu that came down a zyst to greet me with a, “oii!”

Elephant Jokes

The trouble with writing jokes is they tend to haunt you. At one point I decided to write 100 elephant jokes. It didn't take me long to realize I couldn't even write five there were just plain driving me crazy. However, I still sit in my car and have an endless loop of How would you know that an elephant had played your piano?

I had many answers to this question, the piano would be in the basement, it would freak him out to tickle the ivory, and ask him, elephants are basically honest.

Even Lewis Carroll wrote an endless loop joke, how is a raven like a writing desk? However many people have actually answered this, the one I like the best is Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both.

As Daughter ZZ would say,” If life gives you lemons find someone with a paper cut”

It's not that our family is an uncompassionate lot. It's just that we think of sarcasm as more than an art form, but a way of life.

 

A slow day at the Castle

Hail and welcome to Castle some impressive name. I am Chuck and I will be your guide today. If you would please watch your step especially ye maidens...

I always feel sorry for tour guides for their spiels must run in their head like endless loops.

The little Duke’s room is to the left; the little Duchess's room is to the right; if you have to Earl please use the toilet.

 

Do not tread lightly into the darkness of this man's soul.

 

Daughters ZZ is hopelessly addicted to the game assassin Creed.

My son started playing the game as my daughter watched with eyes dilated in a statement of oooowwww.

My son played for a long time. But that didn't seem to bother my daughter’s gimme gimme gimme feeling. Daughters ZZ isn't the best gamer in the world, but that didn't stop her from playing endlessly.

I Mr. ZZ am a compassionate lot and have foregone posting to my beloved blog for quite a bit of the summer for we only have one computer hooked to the net.

Now my daughter is on to assassin Creed two. This one takes place in Italy but nobody talks like Mario. Mama Mia Lessah kill somebody!