Outsourcing

I would like sports teams to be outsourced to India. It would make for lower ticket prices. The players when their not playing could sell food in the bleachers rather then just sit on some bench.

But why stop there. We could outsource the government as well and send it to India. We would be able to turn all the government buildings into condominiums.

Any business that outsourced would by law have all their management sent to India to live in their factories, so they can make sure that the business is run right.

Let’s outsource the military as well. It will be cheaper and if someone is missing in action most likely no one in the U.S. will know them.