Guru

I went to a Guru to find knowledge and he said many a wondrous thing that I quickly forgot, but what I did take away was this.

“It’s awful hard to sleep in the same bed with someone who’s making bed angels.”

I did try to dazzle him with a sagely statement so that he would find me a true seeker rather then a trifler in the land of knowledge. I quoted a greeting card that I had found at a Seven Eleven. I said, “Learning to access my true self and my oneness with all things allows me to love.” I then looked down at the ground for a small amount of time for dramatic effect and slowly looked up. When our eyes finally meet he said, “So what touchy feely universe are you from?”