One Smooth Cow

Mooooooo

When Pigs Can Fly

Doing Work On My House

Put a hammer in my hand

and i’ll use it for things

you never thought of.

Catalyst

Ooooops!

Bunnies Eating A Mandala

Fan Art of Bug Martini

Fire up the net and go to the comic Bug Martini.  I love the art and humor.

I made this fan art.

Thank goodness for the term “fan art” for you can use someone else’s intellectual property just as long as you don’t do it a lot or make a dime.  But why stop there my son ZZ junior made a comic and I love his style as well.  So now I have fan art” of someone’s none published cartoon strip as well. 

  But I can rip of my son all I want? 

 

P.S. don’t tell my son. 

Did Someone Say Red?

Ohhh...my head

I got drunk last night and when I woke up I found my blog had a tattoo. 

Genuis

I thought it would become a genius. But I quickly found it cut into my nap time. That's when I decided on philosophy, because it's about thinking rather than thinking.

Zzzz

Coasters

You’re having a party your wife asks you to buy coasters.  You say yes and forget.  Well, print these free coaster designs on your computer and save your buttocks.  Will they work as coasters…of course not!  Just be sure to say something vague about a promotional coaster offer.

P.S. This is a vague promotional coaster offer so you don’t have to lie.

Chargeeeeeee

Lov True Lov

Job Opening

Looks Just Like Him

Counsel

X Guardian Angel

Caution

Ethics

Are you in an Ethics 101 course?  If so here are 4 rules that will help you pass.

1. What your teacher thinks is right, trumps your right.

2.  If you agree with your teacher he will think you’re kissing up, so say, “Wow I never thought of it that way before…”  Now he thinks he has made an impact on you.

3. Never think of anything as an absolute, use situational ethics at all times. Examples: But what if he is doing it for his kids?  But if you’re starving can’t you steal?

4. The teacher will have a favorite Author or person in the field.  Never quote them or refer to them in anyway.  You will always be wrong in your understanding and not in line with your teachers, even if you’re right see rule 1.  

The mustard seed hammer

Every tool has a purpose and every idiot owns one just incase.

The Big Bang

The Artist

Gifts

Papoose Pond Waterford Maine

Wooo…Hooo!!!!!

Had a Party at Church it was…tame with a touch of docile.