Doctors have the ability to make you feel guilty about everything."What you drink tap water? Ya might as well put a loaded gun in your mouth!"
Doctors gravitate towards the most embarrassing parts of you, with cold hands.
Doctors will ask you what insurance you have, but don't like it if you ask what insurance they have.
Doctors love you to fill out forms so they can throw them in the pile with the other patient's forms.
Doctors like you to lose weight, but wont tell you how.
Doctors are never ever done with you. You will always have a follow up appointment.
Doctors like you to leave work to see them, so you make less money to pay your fee.
You will see more of the waiting room then the Doctor.
Doctors could easily give you your shot in the arm, but your butt is much more fun.
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