If Farts Smelled Good

Wouldn’t the world be a better place if farts smelled oh I don’t know, like strawberries or citrus. If that happened everything would change. Mothers would want their son’s to eat some beans before they went on a date. Imagine walking into church and seeing a fat guy in one of the pews. You might actually want to sit next to that guy. If someone farted in public and people ask, “Whom?” they would proudly say, “Me.”