Definition of Uncensored

No Big Black Bar

How Does My Hair look?

What you say:
My goodness, that hairdo makes you look like a movie star.

What you want to say:
That kind of haircut works for only a selected few people and your not one of them.

Do these pants make me look fat?

What you say:
“No, how could any thing make you look fat?”
“No way you fox you- row row!”

What you want to say:
“No, your perfectly capable of looking fat on your own.”
“As compared to what a hippo in spandex?”

The Four Levels Of Wrong

1. I think you’re mistaken.
2. That can’t be right.
3. You’re wrong.
4. You’re wrong from the feet up.

Pinky and the Brain - Hebrew version

Pinky and the Brain - Hebrew version Theme song

It’s sounds like a bar mitzvah that’s gone horribly wrong.