No Big Black Bar
Thursday, October 26, 2006
How Does My Hair look?
What you say:
My goodness, that hairdo makes you look like a movie star.
What you want to say:
That kind of haircut works for only a selected few people and you're not one of them.
Do these pants make me look fat?
What you say:
“No, how could any thing make you look fat?”
“No way you fox you- hubba hubba!”
What you want to say:
“No, you're perfectly capable of looking fat on your own.”
“As compared to what a hippo in spandex?”
The Four Levels Of Wrong
1. I think you’re mistaken.2. That can’t be right.
3. You’re wrong.
4. You’re wrong from the feet up.
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