Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Crazy Words, Crazy Tune Lyrics: Jack Yellen Music: Milton Ager

[G] There's a guy I'd [D7] like to kill
[G] If he doesn't [D7] stop I will
[G[ He's got a uku- [C] le-[G] le, and a voice that's [D7] loud and [G]shrill

[C] 'Cause he lives next [G7] door to me
[C] And he keeps me [G7] up till three
[C] With his uku- [G7] le-[C] le and a [A7] funny mel- o- [D7] dy

[G] Crazy words, crazy tune
All that you'll ever hear him croon
[A7] Vo doe de o, [D7] vo doe doe de o, doe[G] Vo-doe doe [D7]

[G] Sits around, all night long
Sings the same words to every song
[A7] Vo doe de o, [D7] vo doe doe de o, [G] doe

His uku-[B7] lele, daily
[E7] How he'll strum!
Bum bum bum!
[A7] Vampin' and stampin'
[D7] Then he hollers, "Black bottom!"

[G] Crazy words, crazy tune
He'll be driving me crazy soon
[A7] Vo doe de o, [D7] vo doe doe de o, [G] doe [D7]

[G] I have begged that [D7] guy to stop
[G] I have even [D7] called a cop [G]
Told my dog "Go [C] sic [G] him", but that [D7] dog wouldn't [G] go

[C] But tonight will [G7] be the end
[C] Yes siree, 'cause [G7] I intend
[C] To go up and [G7] kick [C] him in the [A7] vo doe doe de oh [D7] doe

[G] Napoleon marched his men
Turned around and he said to them
[A7] Vo doe de o, [D7] vo doe doe de o,[G] doe [D7]

[G] Washington, Valley Forge
Man, 'twas cold but spoke George
[A7] Vo doe de o, [D7] vo doe doe de o, [G] doe

Remember [B7] Patrick Henry
[E7] In That speech, famous speech
Cried, [A7] "Give me, give me
[D7] "Liberty or black bottom!"

[G] You all heard yesterday
What did President Coolidge say
[A7] Vo doe de o, [D7] vo doe doe de o,[G] doe

He's got to[B7] stop it, stop it
[E7] Yes he must, or I'll just
[A7] Kill him, I'll kill him [D7] Then I'll do the black bottom

[G] When I'm jailed, upon my knee
To the jury and the judge I'll plead
[A7] Vo doe de o, [D7] vo doe doe de o,[G] doe [D7]

[G] Now the minuet, [D7] quiet bliss
[G] Calm and peaceful, it [D7] went like this
[A7] Vo doe de o, [D7] vo doe doe de o,[G] doe [D7]

[G] The Polka [D7] too was a treat
[G] Your partner said if you [D7] tread on his feet
[A7] Vo doe de o, [D7] vo doe doe de o,[G] doe

The gliding [B7] Foxtrot we've got
[E7] And the blues, if you choose [A7]
We've got the Charleston
[D7] And we'll soon have Black Bottom

[G] Our vicar [D7] said, "Ah, me
[G] Friends, our hymn for to- [D7] night will be
[A7] Vo doe de o, [D7] vo doe doe de o,[G] doe [D7]

[G] It's a rage, it's a craze
Everybody sings now-a-days
[A7] Vo doe de o, [D7] vo doe doe de o,[G] doe [D7] Vo doe doe

[G] Every goof, every sheik
Tunes his uke and begins to shriek
[A7] Vo doe de o, [D7] vo doe doe de o,[G] doe

Go on the [B7] east side, the west side
[E7] Here or there, everywhere
[A7] They vo doe, vo doe doe
[D7] Then they holler, "Black bottom!"

[G] Young or old, old or young
The guy that started it should be hung
[A7] Vo doe de o, [D7] vo doe doe de o,[G] doe

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