Are you homeless and living on the streets? Have you noticed even though you're living in a cardboard box, yours is a three ply with seam seal, as everyone else in the alley settles for what ever box they can find – let alone your great view of the dumpster. So when it comes to homeless shelters, you don’t want to settle for the ordinary.
Here at the Up Town Homeless Shelter we know what you want and won’t make you settle for next best. Our heat is set to a nice 64° and our lights out is at 9:05, a full 5 minutes longer then any other shelter in town. Our government surplus cheese is hand scraped, so you won’t have to get the mold off it yourself.
So hobble on down to the Up Town Homeless Shelter today for a more tasteful shelter, which fits your lifestyle as well as your lack of one.
The Up Town Homeless Shelter it’s just a cut above the bottom rung.
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