Animal Psychic

I was watching TV last night when I stumbled on a show with an Animal Psychic telling their pet owners what the animal was thinking. I tried to see if I to had some psychic abilities with my pet cat.

I looked at my cat and found I could clearly hear what she was thinking.
“If you put food in my dish I will eat it.”
“If you drop food on the floor I will eat it.”
“If you want to learn how to eat I can show you.”
“If you don’t feed me I’ll kill you and eat you. You might even taste good – hay stranger things have happened.”
And with a vague gesturing with her paw, “Food goes in here.”

I gave her two cans of cat food that night I wanted to sleep well.