Thursday, March 15, 2012

Friday, March 02, 2012

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Germs


They like me and I make them a good meal.
I like to introduce them to my friends and family. 
When you get them yourself, just tell them I said Hi.

Copyright problems


My Daughter ZZ started a picture
of a stuffed toy Bill the cat holding a toy microphone.

She didn’t like it so I finished it. 
This is not my drawing, it is not my cartoon character, and the toy microphone is probably copy protected as well.
But it is actually a still life of someone else’s art. 

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Says Ah Me St.

Ah... Ok?

Have a merry squeakmas

Mr. Z.Z. “The Tolerated”

It is now the New Year and my computer has come back from its third repair trip to Texas (under warranty).  It still doesn’t like the touch of flesh on its keyboard, but …  well it is in my house and I wait for it to pine for Texas once again.

Friday, December 09, 2011

King

Alien And Dog

How does Mr. ZZ cartoon?
Artist Pen

Art Markers

Art Markers And Colored Pencil

Computer

My Computer Hates

My Computer hates flesh to touch it.
New Computer under a year old
Freezes can't reload Windows 7
Sent to Texas to have worked on
Comes home works two weeks
Back to Texas to have fixed
Comes home DVD Drive dead
?

Friday, October 28, 2011

Screwy Rabbit

Song to Tinny Dancer (with a poor Elmer Fudd voice)

 Little rabbit   Screwy rabbit
I’m hunting you down a hole

I just blast down   A hole in the ground
Soon you’ll be saying what’s up doc

Leaning on my shoulder   As my gun does smolders
I’m a rabbit hunting man

But soon I see   You’re a bunny
So I aim my gun at you

But you stick your thumb   In the end of my gun
Now my face is powder burned

O but now what do I see   Standing right in front of me
A sexy   sexy   lady

She bats her eyes   and at me smiles
I know it’s you but I play dumb

But this is nice   So throw the rice
I guess bestialities for me

O but now what do I see   Standing right in front of me
A sexy   sexy   lady


Thursday, October 27, 2011

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Friday, August 26, 2011

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Friday, August 12, 2011

Envy

Not everything I do is great.

That's why I envy pros.

But pros are bad at something else.

Therefore we're all perfectly bad at something.