Fahrenheit 451

What traitors books can be, you think they’re backing you up and they turn on you.

Could God create a rock so heavy He could not lift it?

If God is omnipresent, He is the rock.

Alice Madness Returns

It’s a great game, 

but sometimes I need to see Lewis Carroll’s Alice. 

She doesn't gather teeth. 

My car now gets 250 miles to a quart of oil

I've tried acupuncture and holly water, but I think it wants to go out in a blaze of glory.

I also think it wants me to go with it.

I should get it a puppy.

A Thanksgiving Tale

We as a family were in the car traveling the hills and dales of CT to gather at my Mothers domain to eat when Mrs. ZZ notice she had broke a finger nail, “blast I was letting them grow long to get a manicure.”
I suggested that we call on the demon Arasmuth to fix her nail, “We’ll have to sacrifice a chicken and recite some satanic verse, but it could be easily done.”  Mrs. ZZ looked puzzled, but I reassured her that the cars upholstery had been recently Scotch Guarded.  “Of course he will want some document signed in blood, but whatever just get on with it I’ll tell him.”
Daughter ZZ pointed out that if we did this, when he got back to his smoldering underworld and reported in, he would be embarrassed how easy it was to complete his task.
Son ZZ, pointed out that we had arrived at Grandma’s.
The End?
Hope that your Thanksgiving is.  From the Family of Mr. ZZ

Gnome

Happy New Year?

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It just wouldn't be a new year without a prediction of doom.  I sadly don’t have one. 

The only thing I have is my New Year resolutions, to quit smoking.  Okay I don’t smoke anyway, but it sounds good.

So if you have a prediction, or know of one that is for the end of the world this year, don’t be shy spread the gloom around.  Remember sharing is caring.