Did Someone Say Red?

Ohhh...my head

I got drunk last night and when I woke up I found my blog had a tattoo. 

Genuis

I thought it would become a genius. But I quickly found it cut into my nap time. That's when I decided on philosophy, because it's about thinking rather than thinking.

Zzzz

Coasters

You’re having a party your wife asks you to buy coasters.  You say yes and forget.  Well, print these free coaster designs on your computer and save your buttocks.  Will they work as coasters…of course not!  Just be sure to say something vague about a promotional coaster offer.

P.S. This is a vague promotional coaster offer so you don’t have to lie.

Chargeeeeeee

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