Troll doll

Dreams

Some dream of flying.
I dream of falling from a great height…

after being hit by a heavenly flyswatter.

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Zippy

Ying and Yang

Happy people are drawn to sad people to make them feel bad about not being happy.
Sad people are drawn to happy people to make them feel bad about not being sad.
Both put great value on guilt.
Therefore guilt is the most reasonable response to life.

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P.S.
We got a new cat.

A Building I’ve Made

This is the hobo sign for a rich man and big dog.

I Get my Fabric Plastic at Wal-Mart

Some Real Projects 2

We play Munchkin on game night at our town library,
So I made some fabric plastic boxes to carry them in.

Some Real Projects

We play Munchkin on game night at our town library,
So I made some fabric plastic boxes to carry them in.

Mp3

Daughter ZZ said, “Dad I’d like to get a charging station for my mp3 player, their only $12.99”.

“TWELVE NINTY-NINE! What, do you think I’m made of money? I’ll make you one”.





















Just because I haven’t been bloging lately doesn’t mean I haven't been busy.

Yup

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What if Walt made the movie in 1933

The Fox He Chase the Chicken

D
The fox he chase the chicken.***** The farmer chase the fox.

A ******************************D
The big bull chase the farmer.**** Scares him out of his socks.

D
The butcher chase the big bull. **** The taxman chase the butcher too.
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The lawyer chase the taxman,****and somethin’ chase me and you.

*****************By Mr ZZ 2004 ************************

I haven't had a Song on the blog for a loooong time, so well here ya go all you ukualists.

Reverence

Some things can’t survive if not made fun of.

Hold something in reverence and most people will show little interest,

and why should they?

They can’t make fun of it.

Nancy Drew: Danger on Deception Island

Get 15 Clams from beach.
OK seems easy enough
20 minutes I got 5 clams WOOOOHOOOO!
20 more minutes 5 more clams ok…
I’ll check the other beach
20 minutes later I got 3 Clams, k this is losing its pizzazz.
30 minutes later Nancy says (no more clams here)
Go online, walkthrough says, “Go back and forth between the 2 beaches after a while there will be some more.”
k…?
I do this for 25 minutes
Someone takes pity on me and does this for 25 more minutes
Maybe there was a glitch
So, save game, turn off computer
Restart computer, restart game
Play game another 25 minutes and still no clams
I have had all the fun I can take, and I dump the game.

I lovingly fold the CD in half and put it in the trash.

Read reviews on game. Everyone loves the game. It’s the best Nancy Drew game ever!
“A great way for parents to bond with their kids.”
I don’t think so
Maybe if you consider openly weeping in front of your family, ‘bonding’
I didn’t even feel like I was bonding with myself

If this is what people call a fun game.
I think I’ll make my own game to play and all I will need is a piece of paper that say’s:

You are in a dark dungeon, you see ye flask
*Get ye flask*
You can’t get ye flask.
*Touch ye flask *
It is cold to the touch.
*Smell ye flask*
It smells of spring and all the joy that spring brings
*Get ye flask*
You can’t get ye flask!
Now you sit there wondering why, oh why, you can’t get ye flask!
*repeat… FOREVER*

Update:
I found another walkthroughs that was better and bought another copy. I played it again and finished the game. I have found that I have anger management issues with computer games.

Daughter ZZ has spread her wings!

Daughter ZZ has been so inundated with her "Ask Daughter ZZ" questions that she has offically branched out. Now you can send your intelectual inquaries to her new blog.

And remember write your question, put it under your pillow and it will be rushed to us via our mental pathways.

Visit her at...http://0doidle0.blogspot.com/

Crisis

Daddy, do you have a twenty? I need to go to the bathroom.

Quandary

Yeah Happy New Year

Good Advice

If you go out in public always dress well. You might meet someone special.

And how can you look down on them if you’re not dressed better than they are.