Dashtic Stickers

Dashtic Enterprises has been snowed under for “Stick It To The Man” bumper stickers!
They have asked us to make it available at our blog. Well, here you go.

P.S. Dashtic Enterprises has informed us that the symbol that looks like a ® is in fact a P being held up by a stick inside a plastic bubble to keep the germs out.

Yea!!!! Your a first time reader of this blog!!!!

Now for the initiation "I'll go get the ballerina dress and the unicycle!"

My Snow Shoves

Many people don’t know it, (especially people from warmer climates) but snow shoveling is a lot like golf. In golf you have sand wedges for sand traps and putters for the green. Well, in snow shoveling you have plastic shovels for wooden decks, metal edged for the driveway, snow rams for pushing the snow, and ice chippers for as you might have guessed ice.

Easter Candy

We got the kids that infest our house marshmallow eggs and eatable grass to put them on. I tried eating the grass. Its taste just lingered in your mouth and that was not a good thing (later my daughter said that it was like the stuff you put at the bottom of a rodents cage). I noticed later that week the kids weren’t eating the marshmallow eggs, they said they looked a little bit too factory made. I tried one. When I opened the rapper I could smell the factory in China’s air. And when I took a bite and felt the crust give way filling my head with the knowledge that it wasn’t made this year. I spit it out. So as usual if you can’t eat it nuke it in the microwave. Even after its little spin I still didn’t touch it.

Flaming skull

Flaming skull is a band that is really neat-o.
Flaming skull is the band all us teens like.
Our parents don’t like them that’s why they’re so neat-o.
And when I get my first tattoo it will look just like the lead singers tool.

When they’re on stage nine cows implode.
But don’t be afraid the cows never sue.
And when they run around bare,
Eating things they find in their hair,
With pyrotechnics and elves with road flares,
(They’re the most.)

Flaming skull is ah band with four drummers named Eddie.
Flaming skull is ah band that plays baseball bats to.
And their CD torpedo has a hit song that's so neat-o.
I played it so loud with base drive that all of my Sea-monkeys died.

I sent the band money to buy the bands stool.
No its not a seat what you think I ain’t cool.

You say that they’ll lead us to ruin.
And I hear that Satan is thinkin’ of movin’.
Even he thinks that Hell will be ruined.
(When they get there.)