Do Monkeys Tell Jokes?

I have been writing monkey jokes, (mostly about how they throw poo) and started to wonder, ‘Do monkeys tell jokes about us?” So Daughter ZZ and I decided to write about a monkey telling another monkey a joke at the zoo.

This opposable thumb comes up to me waving his arms and showing me a banana. As he sets it down he says to me – hay, who knows what their saying. Anyway he stops blathering and I start to reach for the banana, and he starts hollering. So I give him the old reach and fling and you know what he does? He shakes his finger at me – I didn’t even have to duck. Humans you got to love them.

Ok my hobbies took more then a month,

but here are some of my pictures. The guys down at Games Workshop were skeptical about my Space Marines, but I told them their new battle armer had alien scum quaking in their boots.

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The Non-excellence Award

This is my blog blemish award for not posting regularly. I modeled it on good old bird poo, but not just any bird poo more like a Moby sparrow.