Arrrrrrrrr!

C-19 Cards I've sent

  

Winnie the Pooh with a shillelagh

Bow Yip Yap

Fun With Signs

I was thinking

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Colored Pencils and Clip Studio Paint Test

I used colored pencils on ruff paper and got a lot of white holes.

So I put the drawing into Clip Studio Paint, 

saved the black in one file

 and used the blend tool on the colors in another file. 

Left No Right.....

Edger still had horrible flashbacks of the maze.

Infinite Monkey Theorem Loosely Stated

A monkey hitting random keys on a typewriter will type any given text,

such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

But typewriters are getting harder to find which makes me think of

John Green's book, "The fault in Our Stars", that states

"Some infinities are bigger than other infinities."

 Can the monkey change a typewriter ribbon?

I wonder how many infinities were talking about?

Electron Cloud

An electron cloud is ​the region of negative charge surrounding an atomic nucleus.

So when that cloud goes down we lose very little data,

or maybe the world? 

Cookies

The Girl Scouts sell cookies to help defray expenses.  I thought that it just might work with the military as well.  Army cookies.  You would still be giving money to the government, but at least you would get cookies and it would keep taxes down.  I guess the navy would have to sell popcorn like the boy Scouts?  I don’t know what the Air Force would sell though?  I guess they could have bake sales like schools do, but I would like to save bake sales for State Governments.      

Trash Day

12 Main St. never had any garbage.

14 Main St. always did.

To Boldly Go On What No Man Has Gone On Before

What A Sale!!!

Moo...ning

Cats use subliminal telepathic messages

Ex-

Mr. Johnson's sixty-year study of children.

Hay!

In the future there will be no handguns.

 

Plasma blasters, but no handguns. 

Telling your wife she should do more around the house.

Edger