Sunday, January 24, 2016

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Stop in the name of the…
 the name of… 
Boy it’s on the tip of my Tongue.

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Indignation Is Very Seductive

  We all get mad, but it’s just so ordinary.  Why not go for indignation that sounds so much more sophisticated.  Let me illustrate my point.


Bob Day of the “American Arrogance” says, “I’m just mad about Indignation.”
Sue Reed of the “Seat Behind me on the Bus” says, “Get away from me ya @#%*.” 

Friday, January 15, 2016

Godzilla Sailor Moon

 

The new Eco friendly 2016’s are in.

Good mileage and earth friendly poo...
just don't look up.

Friday, January 01, 2016

New Years resolution


Not to juggle.

Blocks....of 3...or more.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

The Master’s Touch


If you do any kind of art, you will have a favorite famous artist.
Most of the stories of the great artists are tales of how they suffered for their art and labored to show meaning in every brush stroke only to die penniless and broken.
Then you will read a story about some elephant at some zoo that paints by flicking some big brush on a canvas for a handful of peanuts and the zoo sells the paintings for hundreds of dollars.



Just thought I’d encourage artistic greatness.

Friday, December 11, 2015

The Mighty Hunter

How Not To Cartoon

1. Don’t make a joke that has to be explained.
This is lichen
Lichen: simple slow-growing plant that typically forms a low crustlike, leaflike, or branching growth on rocks, walls, and trees.
2. Don’t do inside jokes.
My daughter and I were listening to an audio book, that went on and on with mind numbing details. At one point it said, “The lichen was pallid.” I said, “Oh no…the lichen is pallid!” She laughed and we used it as a run on joke for a week. “Dad… look out for the pallid lichen and so on.
3. Don’t post it to a blog.

Dave Had A Bad Poker Face

9 to 5

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Wow I made an animated gif!

I put a subliminal message in it that makes the viewer woefully unimpressed.

Friday, October 23, 2015

Come Spend Halloween Night

Naomi Dark please R.S.V.P.



The R scale will be ready by then.

Friday, July 24, 2015

Absolute Proof!


I looked out my window and saw a UFO!
  I was going to use my new HD ultra resolution camera, but quickly remembered UFO pictures are done with cheap and blurry cameras.  So having just studied the impressionist movement made an ink drawing as it happened.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Been painting miniatures

Lots of Battletech mechs , 
War Hammer budget bin miniatures
 and Rapier Space Mice.
In Battletech there are small Protomechs 
 I plan to use the Space Mice as a joke.
Put Stanly and Betty in a game and people just say,"No."

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