Reverence

Some things can’t survive if not made fun of.

Hold something in reverence and most people will show little interest,

and why should they?

They can’t make fun of it.

Nancy Drew: Danger on Deception Island

Get 15 Clams from beach.
OK seems easy enough
20 minutes I got 5 clams WOOOOHOOOO!
20 more minutes 5 more clams ok…
I’ll check the other beach
20 minutes later I got 3 Clams, k this is losing its pizzazz.
30 minutes later Nancy says (no more clams here)
Go online, walkthrough says, “Go back and forth between the 2 beaches after a while there will be some more.”
k…?
I do this for 25 minutes
Someone takes pity on me and does this for 25 more minutes
Maybe there was a glitch
So, save game, turn off computer
Restart computer, restart game
Play game another 25 minutes and still no clams
I have had all the fun I can take, and I dump the game.

I lovingly fold the CD in half and put it in the trash.

Read reviews on game. Everyone loves the game. It’s the best Nancy Drew game ever!
“A great way for parents to bond with their kids.”
I don’t think so
Maybe if you consider openly weeping in front of your family, ‘bonding’
I didn’t even feel like I was bonding with myself

If this is what people call a fun game.
I think I’ll make my own game to play and all I will need is a piece of paper that say’s:

You are in a dark dungeon, you see ye flask
*Get ye flask*
You can’t get ye flask.
*Touch ye flask *
It is cold to the touch.
*Smell ye flask*
It smells of spring and all the joy that spring brings
*Get ye flask*
You can’t get ye flask!
Now you sit there wondering why, oh why, you can’t get ye flask!
*repeat… FOREVER*

Update:
I found another walkthroughs that was better and bought another copy. I played it again and finished the game. I have found that I have anger management issues with computer games.

Daughter ZZ has spread her wings!

Daughter ZZ has been so inundated with her "Ask Daughter ZZ" questions that she has offically branched out. Now you can send your intelectual inquaries to her new blog.

And remember write your question, put it under your pillow and it will be rushed to us via our mental pathways.

Visit her at...http://0doidle0.blogspot.com/

Crisis

Daddy, do you have a twenty? I need to go to the bathroom.

Quandary

Yeah Happy New Year

Good Advice

If you go out in public always dress well. You might meet someone special.

And how can you look down on them if you’re not dressed better than they are.

Peking Duck

Dad you can’t put that on the blog!
Why?
It’s just not politically correct.
Ok then how about this?

Dad you just don’t get it, you’re making a stereotype.
You mean it’s derogatory?!
Yes!
But, it was just a joke about a Chinese menu item. You know Peking Duck.
That’s just not right!
Ducks don’t have teeth, but Donald Duck is drawn with teeth when he’s mad. So that must be politically incorrect too.
How so?
It’s a stereotype on people that states we show our teeth when were mad.
But, that’s not picking on one race.
That’s what makes it so bad it’s a blanket generalization.
But that’s ok, just as long as you don’t pick on just one culture.
Ok then, please don’t look at this post everyone.
Dad you have to remove it!
But I’m making a blanket generalization that people are smart enough to not look at this post.
But, dad you can’t think everyone is going to not look at this post.
Now who’s being politically incorrect. Daughter, I’m ashamed of you.
And I you.

Oh Boy

Daughter ZZ drew this “like totally cute” guy.
She’s not boy crazy, but I’m a dad and have, hate boys syndrome.
My dad told me when I was dating that no one was good enough for someone else’s daughter, at the time I laughed, but you know, he was right.

Psychic

For every great psychic that can foretell grand and amazing things there must also be a psychic with lesser grand predictions.

For every Edgar Cayce, there must be someone with the ability to tell you what cartoon Nick will show next without any hints.

For every Nostradamus, there must also be someone that can tell you when your butt will itch next.

You have reached the iiiitchy Butt Psychic. Oh no don’t say a word Tuesday at 2, Okay Bye.
Yes, hello, you have reached the iiiitchy Butt Psychic. Oh…oh my no, don’t go to church this Sunday. I foresee a fifteen in a row doozy, Okay Bye.
Yes, hello…oh man. You gonna have a deep one, might want to cancel that date. Oh boy, I pity you.

Another grand product of my imagination is the Birdie Turdie Psychic (which sounds funnier with a cheesy fake Swedish accent).
Jes, hellooooo, you have reached Da Birdieee Turdie Psychic. Oh 5:30, have umbrella ready, biiig umbrella
Jes, hellooooo, O you better stay inside today, or you be as white as snowman.
Jes, hellooooo, ohhh, I see da great Moby Pigeon. You might wanna say your prayers NOW.

Sadly I don’t have any psychic abilities, other than knowing when I’m hungry. Oh, I foresee a cheese sandwich at lunch today.

I decided to write my own Japanese cartoon show,

Storm Force 6.
· They vote 6 members in (with much debate).
· Then 3 leave because they can’t stand the glasses and headsets.
· Next Bob leaves over the logo, starting a new show with the same name.
· The show with the 2 members fight about who should be in charge with every episode ending in a draw
· The other show has the main character trying to think of how he can better himself and maybe change his logo (He will have lots of thought dialog, so I don’t have to move his mouth).

Season two
· A girl will be added to the team with 2 members and they will fight to win her love.
· Bob will try to join the first show again (there will always be a reason not to let him back).
· This will make Bob’s show easier to write, with just stills of him looking at pictures of the girl (I won’t even have to animate that show anymore).

Teenager

Hubba Hubba

Breakfast Will Never Be The Same…

Church Drawings

The ZZ family’s Church has a kid activity page that they hand out. We all take one and change them as best we can. Sadly some of them, ok most of them aren’t very Christian.

Hi and how are you today

When a salesperson calls you on the phone,

you think they look like this…

But really they look like this.

P.S. Space aliens look just like us, but with minor differences.

UFO

Ask anyone if they believe we're the only life in the universe and they will tell you, “No there just has to be more life in space then just us.” Then ask if they think they’ve ever been here on earth, “Sure they have, that’s why there are so many U.F.O. sightings.” But then tell that same person that you saw a space alien land in the woods and they will think you’re nuts.

So you can believe in Aliens from space, but you can’t ever see one.

From the Hackenthorpe Book of Lies, 1963 edition:

Did you know ....

In the script for the 1941 film "Citizen Kane", the sled, "Rosebud", was originally named "Mr. Sled". Some felt that this eliminated some of the film's suspense and intrigue. However, during screenings for Hollywood liberals, many of them jumped up from their seats yelling "I figured it out - Mr. Sled was the Sled!"

Alfred Hitchcock 1963 movie "The Birds" was originally titled "The cows" and was to be done with ponies dressed as (you might have guessed) cows. After only one day of shooting in the can it was apparent the ponies' poo just was too much to take. Alfred Hitchcock was quoted as saying, "We changed to birds sure they poo but you can wipe it off.

The Welch Historical Society

Welcome to this evenings meeting of the Welch Historical Society for our township.
Well let’s just start our lecture.
First slide please.
*Click!*
This is the town bridge that was built in 1878. It was designed and constructed entirely without any Welch assistance.
Next slide please.
*Click!*
Ah, this is Memorial Hall built in recognition of all the brave men that fought in the Civil War.
The township sent over 1500 brave souls to battle none of which were Welch.