Cookies

The Girl Scouts sell cookies to help defray expenses.  I thought that it just might work with the military as well.  Army cookies.  You would still be giving money to the government, but at least you would get cookies and it would keep taxes down.  I guess the navy would have to sell popcorn like the boy Scouts?  I don’t know what the Air Force would sell though?  I guess they could have bake sales like schools do, but I would like to save bake sales for State Governments.      

Trash Day

12 Main St. never had any garbage.

14 Main St. always did.

To Boldly Go On What No Man Has Gone On Before

What A Sale!!!

Moo...ning

Cats use subliminal telepathic messages

Ex-

Mr. Johnson's sixty-year study of children.

Hay!

In the future there will be no handguns.

 

Plasma blasters, but no handguns. 

Telling your wife she should do more around the house.

Edger

Belated Christmas Greetings

Old School

Halloween In The Gated Community

Moses On Ice

Opens to Mixed Reviews

Ethics

Test Drawings

Africa

        I would like to tell you of our new continent that will be moved to the United States.  I was told that it was an impossible dream, but I just had too much faith in the project.

I would like to thank all of you that sent me cash for this venture, but this is just the start of my need for you in this project and with us all pushing together to get it here it will be here in no time at all.

Unexpectedly