The Goof

The original name of Goofy was The Goof.  

If I'm wrong leave a comment in my turned off comment section.  I turned off the comment area because most of them were from Russia and if either Hillary or Trump become president I could wind up on a no-fly list or worse.

Father forgive me for it's been 30 years since my last blog entry.  Well, it seems that way.  I went to the Doctor and he said, "Go see this other doctor he could use the money."  So off I go to this new guy and he says, "Thanks for coming, that will be one kidney."  So he takes it, but he never shows me it, he probably lost it. Now my mom won't talk to me just because she died.

But more important than all of that, who ate the most pie? 

Bit Coins

I have decided to start my own Bit Coins. 

Every coin will be worth 5 not 1, but 5! 

I have tried other designs, but they just didn’t pass my high standards.  

To use them just print, cut and stick in the book you're reading.

  I have yet to have any book reject them.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Stop in the name of the…

 the name of… 

Boy it’s on the tip of my Tongue.

Indignation Is Very Seductive

  We all get mad, but it’s just so ordinary.  Why not go for indignation that sounds so much more sophisticated.  Let me illustrate my point.

Bob Day of the “American Arrogance” says, “I’m just mad about Indignation.”

Sue Reed of the “Seat Behind me on the Bus” says, “Get away from me ya @#%*.” 

Godzilla Sailor Moon

 

The new Eco friendly 2016’s are in.

Good mileage and earth friendly poo...

just don't look up.

New Years resolution

Not to juggle.

Blocks....of 3...or more.

The Master’s Touch

If you do any kind of art, you will have a favorite famous artist.

Most of the stories of the great artists are tales of how they suffered for their art and labored to show meaning in every brush stroke only to die penniless and broken.

Then you will read a story about some elephant at some zoo that paints by flicking some big brush on a canvas for a handful of peanuts and the zoo sells the paintings for hundreds of dollars.

Just thought I’d encourage artistic greatness.

The Mighty Hunter

How Not To Cartoon

1. Don’t make a joke that has to be explained.

This is lichen

Lichen: simple slow-growing plant that typically forms a low crustlike, leaflike, or branching growth on rocks, walls, and trees.

2. Don’t do inside jokes.

My daughter and I were listening to an audio book, that went on and on with mind numbing details. At one point it said, “The lichen was pallid.” I said, “Oh no…the lichen is pallid!” She laughed and we used it as a run on joke for a week. “Dad… look out for the pallid lichen and so on.

3. Don’t post it to a blog.

Dave Had A Bad Poker Face

9 to 5

Wow I made an animated gif!

I put a subliminal message in it that makes the viewer woefully unimpressed.

Obscure Bible Joke

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Door Nail

“I have seen things, terrible things.”

The Life Of A Cat Toy

Slap Stick

Bob Goes To Church

Come Spend Halloween Night

Naomi Dark please R.S.V.P.

The R scale will be ready by then.