Says Ah Me St.

Ah... Ok?

Have a merry squeakmas

Mr. Z.Z. “The Tolerated”

It is now the New Year and my computer has come back from its third repair trip to Texas (under warranty).  It still doesn’t like the touch of flesh on its keyboard, but …  well it is in my house and I wait for it to pine for Texas once again.

King

Alien And Dog

How does Mr. ZZ cartoon?

Artist Pen

Art Markers

Art Markers And Colored Pencil

Computer

My Computer Hates

My Computer hates flesh to touch it.

New Computer under a year old

Freezes can't reload Windows 7

Sent to Texas to have worked on

Comes home works two weeks

Back to Texas to have fixed

Comes home DVD Drive dead

?

Screwy Rabbit

Song to Tinny Dancer (with a poor Elmer Fudd voice)

 Little rabbit   Screwy rabbit

I’m hunting you down a hole

I just blast down   A hole in the ground

Soon you’ll be saying what’s up doc

Leaning on my shoulder   As my gun does smolders

I’m a rabbit hunting man

But soon I see   You’re a bunny

So I aim my gun at you

But you stick your thumb   In the end of my gun
Now my face is powder burned

O but now what do I see   Standing right in front of me
A sexy   sexy   lady

She bats her eyes   and at me smiles
I know it’s you but I play dumb

But this is nice   So throw the rice

I guess bestialities for me

O but now what do I see   Standing right in front of me
A sexy   sexy   lady

Daugher ZZ 4

Im in love with you but...

A song on guitar by Mr.ZZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2fN6g7vNbw

Mr. ZZ & Daughter ZZ 2011 3

Mr. ZZ & Daughter ZZ 2011 2

Mr. ZZ & Daughter ZZ 2011 1

The Bad Sermon

Creep

Envy

Not everything I do is great.

That's why I envy pros.

But pros are bad at something else.

Therefore we're all perfectly bad at something.

What I think when I walk by

When a girl wants to shake a guys hand...

What is she selling?

Hi R.J.:

Daughter ZZ here. You sent Father ZZ a bottle neck slide as a gift and he uses it on his ukulele all the time.
I've...been...ripping...out...my...hair!
Thanks heaps!

Dashtic Picks the Winner

Thank you for your entry. You didn't win. Here is the one that lost.

We showed it to management and they want to sue you.

To the person that made the entry we say, "Don't worry, we told them we'd get right on it..."