Alien And Dog

How does Mr. ZZ cartoon?

Artist Pen

Art Markers

Art Markers And Colored Pencil

Computer

My Computer Hates

My Computer hates flesh to touch it.

New Computer under a year old

Freezes can't reload Windows 7

Sent to Texas to have worked on

Comes home works two weeks

Back to Texas to have fixed

Comes home DVD Drive dead

?

Screwy Rabbit

Song to Tinny Dancer (with a poor Elmer Fudd voice)

 Little rabbit   Screwy rabbit

I’m hunting you down a hole

I just blast down   A hole in the ground

Soon you’ll be saying what’s up doc

Leaning on my shoulder   As my gun does smolders

I’m a rabbit hunting man

But soon I see   You’re a bunny

So I aim my gun at you

But you stick your thumb   In the end of my gun
Now my face is powder burned

O but now what do I see   Standing right in front of me
A sexy   sexy   lady

She bats her eyes   and at me smiles
I know it’s you but I play dumb

But this is nice   So throw the rice

I guess bestialities for me

O but now what do I see   Standing right in front of me
A sexy   sexy   lady

Daugher ZZ 4

Im in love with you but...

A song on guitar by Mr.ZZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2fN6g7vNbw

Mr. ZZ & Daughter ZZ 2011 3

Mr. ZZ & Daughter ZZ 2011 2

Mr. ZZ & Daughter ZZ 2011 1

The Bad Sermon

Creep

Envy

Not everything I do is great.

That's why I envy pros.

But pros are bad at something else.

Therefore we're all perfectly bad at something.

What I think when I walk by

When a girl wants to shake a guys hand...

What is she selling?

Hi R.J.:

Daughter ZZ here. You sent Father ZZ a bottle neck slide as a gift and he uses it on his ukulele all the time.
I've...been...ripping...out...my...hair!
Thanks heaps!

Dashtic Picks the Winner

Thank you for your entry. You didn't win. Here is the one that lost.

We showed it to management and they want to sue you.

To the person that made the entry we say, "Don't worry, we told them we'd get right on it..."

Doctors

Doctors have the ability to make you feel guilty about everything."What you drink tap water? Ya might as well put a loaded gun in your mouth!"

Doctors gravitate towards the most embarrassing parts of you, with cold hands.

Doctors will ask you what insurance you have, but don't like it if you ask what insurance they have.

Doctors love you to fill out forms so they can throw them in the pile with the other patient's forms.

Doctors like you to lose weight, but wont tell you how.

Doctors are never ever done with you. You will always have a follow up appointment.

Doctors like you to leave work to see them, so you make less money to pay your fee.

You will see more of the waiting room then the Doctor.

Doctors could easily give you your shot in the arm, but your butt is much more fun.

New Slogan Contest

Dashtic Enterprises is unveiling our new logo and slogan. So we decided to have a contest to pick our new slogan which will be the one above. But don’t let that stop you from entering!

Some of our past winners have been.

For when you absolutely have to.

We’re more than them we’re us.

We ought to be there…just look.

Tomorrow today give or take an hour.

And of course this year’s winner!

We’re a local company if you live here.

Good luck and you can enter as many times as you like.

P.S. that is not a copy right symbol under our name, but a P being held up by a stick inside a plastic bubble.

Practice makes perfect

You might find it hard to believe, but I touched this shot up.

Hair Club For Martians

Why be bald and Green

When you can sport that new do.

Bad Advice