Having Fun

 

I got a home DNA splicer kit.

I call this one Buster

Ear Plugs

 

I like cereal to have a real big snap crackle and pop.

Chess time rules

 

The idea that playing chess backward distorts time is a fictional concept.

In the spirit of compromise

 

Flat earth and round earth combined in to a unified theory.

Typo form 1970 and out of print. I think?

 

 

Edwin, you’re a #+%$#* sailor now. 

You don’t say Oh fudge!

O Captain My Captain

 

Don't Forget the Christmas Album

 

Flaming Skull

 sung to Hay Jude

                            Flaming Skull is a band, That is really quite neat-o.

                                          All us teenagers like. But our parents don’t like, 

                                          That’s what makes them so much better.

*****

 And when I get my first tattoo, It will look like a statue

Of the band that they perform with, Yes I know that there not you,

But I guess they’ll do For I think they’ll fit up on my shoulder.

On my shoul-hold-hold-errr

***

 When they’re on stage, They kill a cow

But the cow he never sews. And when they run around bare,

Eating things from their hair, The pyrotechnics make it better.

Better better better better

*** 

Flaming Skull is ah band, With four drummers named Eddie.

And when the drums I did try. All of my Sea-monkeys died.

But I hope that they’ll get better.

Better better better better