Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Limerick

Octavius Monk was a very smart punk
And he had his ideas in clusters
Though his thoughts would amaze
And worthy of praise

Most people he would just fluster

Moo-Ninja

It's been ten years since that night
 and I still can’t drink milk.

Friday, March 06, 2015

Lewis Carroll

From Some Of His Poems

"The Good and Great must ever shun
That reckless and abandoned one
Who stoop to perpetrate a pun.
...
Sound argument and grave defence,
Strange questions raised on "Why?" and "Whence?"
And wildly tangled evidence.
...
Her idea of passive beauty
Was a squinting of the left-eye,
Was a drooping of the right-eye,
Was a smile that went up sideways
To the corner of the nostrils.
...
(On writing poetry)
"for instance, if I wished, Sir,
Of mutton-pie to tell,
Should I say 'dreams of fleecy flocks
Pent in a wheaten cell'?"
...
There is an insect that people avoid
(Whence is derived the verb 'to flee')
Where have you been by it most annoyed?
In lodgings by the Sea.