What I think when I walk by

When a girl wants to shake a guys hand...

What is she selling?

Hi R.J.:

Daughter ZZ here. You sent Father ZZ a bottle neck slide as a gift and he uses it on his ukulele all the time.
I've...been...ripping...out...my...hair!
Thanks heaps!

Dashtic Picks the Winner

Thank you for your entry. You didn't win. Here is the one that lost.

We showed it to management and they want to sue you.

To the person that made the entry we say, "Don't worry, we told them we'd get right on it..."