“Hi I’m famous skateboarder Tony Hock-a-loogy. I’m into pro skateboarding, but not for the reason you might think. If one of my fellow brethren does a face plant I skitter on over there. If he’s out cold I help ‘em by removing his heavy wallet and jewelry. Then I poke ‘em and if he still don’t move I take his skateboard…I like newbies. ”
Other quotes By Tony Hock-a-loogy.
“In some countries woman don’t shave their legs. So you don’t have a wife – you got bigfoot.”
“You wanna see a fireworks display? Gim’me ah couple bean burritos and a sausage, all show you a fireworks display man.”
